Monday, September 23, 2013

WELCOME TO PANDASINGLES.COM

Editor's Note:  My brother may think that this is all fun and games. However, pandas (also called giant pandas) are an endangered species. With continued loss of habitat and a very low birthrate, these animals, despite their cuteness factor, are in serious trouble. It is estimated that there may be only 1,600-2,000 living in the wild.
It is GSR's pleasure to showcase Pandasingles.com, the brainchild of Russ Morgan, Esther Lester and William Gurney. These two men, and who knows what, all former Google executives, have created this much needed service. It is here that male and female pandas can begin meeting quality local singles who share similar passions, bamboo recipes and hopes for the future.  Steve R.
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True love can be yours.

The World's #1 Dating Site For Sincere Panda Singles

Get Professionally Matched And Meet Amazing Panda Singles






What will Pandasingles do for you?
  1. Offer singles looking for relationships, not one night stands.
  2. Reject right away the obvious losers.
  3. Screen out all but pandas, no single elephants here.
  4. Use proven techniques to match you with the best that's out there.
  5. Offer the widest search of pandas worldwide, regardless of zoo or habitat.

Stood up again. Don't let this happen to you.

 
WHY LET YOUR ZOOKEEPER OR SOME PARK RANGER TELL YOU WHO TO DATE? JOIN PANDASINGLES TODAY AND FORGE YOUR OWN FUTURE.

Online dating can be frustrating and expensive. However, Pandasingles.com is totally free to use. So put away your credit card and meet someone! We are the first and only online dating community exclusively for pandas. Our methodology is simple, fun and safe. In just a few clicks you will be dating someone with your interests and like-minded ways (whatever that means for a panda, I'm just reading the brochure).


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Here are some of our success stories:

I had just about given up. I wanted to throw in the towel and just become another spinster panda. Then, a friend told me about Pandasingles.com. Now it's 1 year later and we're expecting! Moo-Li, San Diego Zoo.

I thought I could depend on my zoo. Turns out, they were interested more in licensing agreements than in my feelings. With Pandasingles.com I get to meet the kind of true panda males that I find interesting. Thank you, Pandasingles.  Mai Ling, Bronx Zoo (go Yankees). 


You can fall in love again.
At Pandasingles.com
Where to start with Pandasingles.com? I had recently made the red eye from Chang Fue , China to Brisbane, Australia. All for the hope of starting a new life. Let's just say, life "down under" was a great disappointment. I just wasn't meeting the kind of girls I was interested in. A bloke told me about Pandasingles.com and I have to say I was skeptical. But, with nothing lying on the old bamboo, so to speak, I gave them a try. In less than two weeks I was whistling a new tune. G'day, mates.  "Crocodile" Jen Weh, Brisbane, Australia.

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Warning. You must be 3 years old or older to enter Pandasingles.com.

Choosing safer sex greatly reduces the risk of contracting STDs including the dreaded Pandaditis crabbies!











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